Chawles Corgnelius the First


by Stacie

9 months ago

BarkPost manager, ghostwriter for dogs. Find me on Twitter. Email stories and funny vids to

Meet Chawlie the Corgi… AKA Chawles… AKA Chawles Corgnelius the First. Even though he’s just a puppy, we expect great things to come from this wee Corgi. Why’s that, you ask? Well:

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Chawlie is the master of a tricky new sleeping position called “The Sploot.”

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Chawlie sploots everywhere. Chawlie sploots in the dark…

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…Chawlie sploots in the light…

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…He sploots under the cabinets…

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…and he sploots in the corners.

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Above, Chawlie demonstrates the upside-down sploot. A rare and acrobatic move of cute levels that haven’t been seen on the Interwebz since Boo came on the scene.

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Now, Chawlie has more dimensions than just splooting. This ain’t no one-trick puppy. On occasion, Chawlie gets dressed up…

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And goes to work in corporate America.

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And while Chawlie’s still just a young puppy…

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With the fluffiest of bums…

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We here at The BarkPost expect great things out of Chawles Corgnelius the First. Will he be the next Treadmill Corgi?


Or the next tetherball Corgi?


Or will Chawles rise to the esteemed level of bellyflop Corgi?


No one knows for sure, but here at The BarkPost, we wait with treated breath for the day that Sir Chawlse Corgnelius the First… Grows into his paws.

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To watch along with us, you can find Chawlie here on Instagram! <3

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