28 Stolen Dog Beds

stolen

by Stacie

1 year ago

BarkPost manager, ghostwriter for dogs. Find me on Twitter. Email stories and funny vids to puppics@barkbox.com.

Our four-legged ruvs are quietly enduring small battles every day. Will they ever win? (Main image from here. :))

28. “Dog, you can haz cold floors.”


27. “Isn’t that rug nice, dog?”


26. “Why do we haz to share?”



25. “Dis okay. I rike da floor.”


24. “I fink da cat tricked me.”


23. “But I thought dis was mah new bed?”


22. “Cat toldz me dis one woz nicer.”


21. “I can’t halp it, I’s a big softie.”


20. “Dog, look at all the cares I give.”


19. “Deyz scurry, mamz.”


18. “Cat sez she likes to stretch.”


17. “$%##$ cat…”


16. “Dees one ees not nicer.”

15. “Invisible fwiend? Nah, I haz invisible cat.”


14. “No dog, humans definitely bought this for me.”



13. “I told ze dog I needed ze whole fing.”


12. “I’s fine here, mamz.”


11. “Don’t look heem en de eyes, Woodrow.”


10. “Mamz, da cat ees a jerk.”


9. “Dog sez he geeves up.”


8. “But she saids it woz herz!”


7. “But I rike dees one.”


6. “I made bad tradez.”


5. “Sit dog, you iz bed.”


4. “So iz you.”

3. “HOOMAN, YOU TOO??”

2. “No I don’t haz problem wif cat stealing mah bed.”

1. “Goshdarndogit, tis mah turn to stealz now.”




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