22 Dogs Who Think They’re People

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And they’re almost getting away with it. Almost.

1. Jim

“Workin’ that 9 to 5 is ruff, but someone’s gotta bring home the bacon.”

 

2. Jessie

“OH MAH GERD! Everybody MOVE! I got places to BE!”

3. Alfonzo

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“This is my bone garden. I planted it myself.”

 

4. Mitzy

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“This is not what I signed up for. There are no birdies anywhere and I’m not even allowed to play in the sand.”

 

5. Timmy

"I hate labels. I'm my own kind of pup. I wove this scarf myself."

“I hate labels. I’m my own kind of pup. I wove this scarf myself this morning.”

 

6. Sam

"Can you guys keep it down? You know I like to nap after barking at the UPS guy for two hours."

“Can you guys keep it down? You know I have to nap after barking at the UPS guy for two hours.”

 

 

7. Max

“Mom! Watch this! Okay wait, let me try again…”

 

8. Henry

"No, no, sweetheart. You cooked dinner. Now I'll clean the dishes!"

“No, no, sweetheart. You cooked dinner, now I’ll clean the dishes!”

 

9. Otis

They see me rollin. They hatin'

“They see me rollin. They hatin.”

 

10. Maverick

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“Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby.”

 

11. Nan

“I can’t remember if I’m supposed to smile or not.”

 

12. Jack

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“You made this for me, right?”

 

13. Trixie

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“I’d get up, but the ‘Here Come’s Honey Boo Boo’ Marathon on TLC isn’t going to watch itself.”

 

14. Charlie

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“Honey, I’m home! …Where’s my Kibble?”

 

15. Milo

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“…But you promised we could watch the new episode of Bones tonight…”

 

16. Missy

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“Look left, then right, then left again. Okay got it.”

17. Cassie

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“This is my entourage and me on my private jet. Not my best angle, but the camera adds ten pounds.”

 

18. Ace

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“SCHOOOOOLS OUT 4 SUMMA!”

 

19. Bruster

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“All dressed up and nowhere to go…”

 

 

20. Layla

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“Hold on, Edward just proposed to Bella, let me save my spot. Now, what were you saying? Make it quick.”

 

21. Eddie

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“I don’t care if recess is over, I’m not leaving this swing until you give me a real push.”

 

 

22. Dizzy, Lizzy, Dusty, & Rusty

“Watch for the camera. WATCH FOR THE CAMERA!! I told you stroller racing was a bad idea.”